A certified, gold-plated fake face

Among the stranger of the arcana I’ve recently come cross: a music video from the Christian rap group the man currently standing accused of impregnating a woman previously described as in a “persistent vegetative state” who gave birth in the last few days of 2018 to a child matching the man’s DNA. The song’s central premise that “you’re just a certified, gold-plated, fake face” is perhaps too on the nose, given the “mask of normalcy” the man has worn in public for (allegedly) at least a year now.